Valentine’s Day is over (here) and the kids ate the chocolate rose anyway, but Chilli sends her love.
To thank you for coming back time and again to read the stuff I put out here, I thought it would be fun to start a caption contest series on the blog! To begin, I have a $20 Amazon gift card up for grabs as that means you can enter from anywhere in the world. I am gathering my sources for bigger and better offerings in the months to come, but twenty dollars on Amazon means you could finally get yourself that trashy novel to read on Kindle and no one ever has to know.
Now this is a game of skill…you must come up with a caption for the photo below that either makes me laugh, think, cry or at least feel something deeply.
Come on, Chilli says “Meme me!”
The small print: Not redeemable for cash dollars. The Amazon gift card is brought to you by me. You have one week to enter (contest entries close on Friday February 22nd at 12 noon Melbourne, Australia time). Comments left anywhere but here (on this post here on the blog) don’t count. The winner will be contacted by e-mail so you need to leave a valid email address to win. The gift card is electronic so you need a valid email for that as well. I don’t ever keep your emails. I don’t like sending a lot of email. My email inbox is a mess. I digress. The winner announced on my blog and Facebook page before Monday the 25th. You don’t have to like my page, Instagram or sign up for the mailing list, but you will have a better chance of seeing these contests again in the future if you do! Winner picked by me at my discretion. Tell your friends. The more the merrier. The more the better chance I will do these again in the future. Have fun.
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“You know you want this..” I’m probably not eligible, but had to post something!
To me.. He seems to be saying (In a Mexican accent):
“Some sweet Chili for you, baby?” :p
“You ain’t nothin but a hound dog
Cryin all the time.
You ain’t nothin but a hound dog
Cryin all the time.
Well, you aint never caught a rabbit
And you ain’t no friend of mine.” -Elvis
(As soon as I saw this picture I thought of Elvis Presley and this song!) Look at the photo and start singing the song! FUN!
Chilli sure is cute
Hand over the peanut butter and no one gets hurt.
I don’t always sit on stools but when I do I rule.
Sorry, I meant: I don’t always sit on stools. But when I do, I rule.
I’m still trying to get the super glue off my tongue, from trying to hold that damn rose.
“Who, you telling to chill out?”
(My potentially lame attempt at a pun using Chilli’s name
)
“Tiny, but mighty!”
You took me to friggen Ikea and all we got was this green stool.
Why I oughtta…!
“Badges? We don’t need no stinkin’ badges!”
They said I had a Napoleon complex… what now!
okay i have another one…
chilli: tell me ONE MORE TIME that GEMMA should have been in twilight and I will chomp your balls off! DO IT! I DOUBLE CHILLI DOG DARE YA!
He/She is growling a sexy growl. The kind that you hear on movies… when a man growls at a woman or vice versa. Not a rude growl. A “you are hot” growl. Does that make sense??
He/She must have seen a hot girl (or hot boy dog???) or either way i guess. Chilli is open to love whichever way : ) I can’t remeber if Chilli is a boy or girl.
No, only I may fart on this stool!
I’ve dominated the green stool. You’re next sister!
“Yo quiero Taco Bell. Oh wait, I’m a Down Under dog. Yo quiero Taco Bill!”
P.S. Cool blog post idea. I may borrow it sometime if you don’t mind.
What an adorable doggy, ok here is my caption “Here’s Looking at you Babe” all I could come up with good luck to all the competitors.
that was fun!
” Back away kid this is my naughty chair…yours is the naughty corner over there!”
“So, the pound had me listed as a poodle cross. Now everyday I wake up, I see the same bloody look…”
“When I was living rough, I used to hang out with a gang of possums. They were nice enough, but they did used to try and scare me with horror stories, late at night, by the light of the moon. One of the stories they told me was that when humans adopted animals, they would tie a rope round their necks and then force them to go for long walks. But wait, that’s not the worst thing: if you ever passed a stool, they would immediately grab a bag, collect it up and take it away! Well, I tell you what: I quite enjoy those walks and my lead’s quite comfortable, but I’m not waiting to find out about the stools! As soon as I passed this one I jumped on it! Now if they want to bag it up and take it away, they’ll have to take me with it!”
“Are you getting my good side? Be sure to get my good side.”
so cute!
“ummm what did KiKi just say about me?!”
“Chello. My name isss Chilligo Montoya. You are my people. Prepare for love.”
“hey chiquitia, hurry up with the picture taking. i can’t hold this smile all day!”
If you think my Jack Nicholson is good, wait till you see my Tom Cruise on Oprah impersonation…
Kids are asleep… You are mine…
You nursed me back to health and instead of the couch, I get an Ikea stool?
“You talkin’ to me ?”
“Chilli has not left the building, thank you very much!”
You want me to sit here and do WHAT?!?!
“This is my ‘I’m a sexy beast’ pose….you like?”
“Rachel, I’ve asked you here so that I could talk with you about something very importa….”
*click*
“Seriously, did you bring your camera?”
*click click*
“Rachel! I know I’m sitting in very good light, but this is important!”
*click click click*
Good one!
‘O.k this is a guided meditiation for total relax and good feeling…so let’s just start.
Now breath innnnnnnnnnn
And out pfffffffffff
Innnnnnn …feel the air go right to the toes….hold your breath for a few seconds…
And breathe out……pfffffffffff……
That’s mighty fine….just relax…
Innnnnnnnn…and out……..pffffffffff
Gooooood people!!
Innnnnnn..and out pffffff….’
Ack! That Polly Pocket shoe is stuck in my teeth! Anyone have some floss?
My name is Chilli & this is my stool,
It makes me taller so I look real cool,
I am hiding up here away from the cat,
Now, take my photo, dont make me look fat.
“You’re barking up the wrong tree, Ese.”
“Oh yeah? Bring it.”
“But Kiki gets to poop in the house…”
“I told you once, chica, I ain’t gonna say it again.. Hand over the duck flavored rubber bone and nobody gets hurt. If you do not give me the bone, just remember that I know where you keep the cat food and I swear to God, I’ll chew up every single matching sock from the laundry pile!!” (mexican accent optional)
Yo quiero fill flash!
*mexican accent*
“Dude… you want to put your finger where??!!”
“Girl look at that body – I’m sexy and I know it!”
CONTEST NOW CLOSED!
Thank you all for the brilliant entries. You have made it VERY hard to pick a winner, but it came down to a selection of the ones that made me laugh out loud the hardest and the one that made me actually spit coffee onto the keyboard was:
Mariah and her narration of pretty much just exactly what happens daily in my house! You try to talk with me in good light and *click, click…click*!
Congratulations Mariah, now you can get 50 Shades of something on Amazon. Or hey, I heard Beyond Snapshots was a great book!
Looking forward to the next comment contest!